Salt On The Wound

I knew it was just a matter of time before the Cubs blew it -- but honestly, six runs in three games? From the so-called "best offense in baseball?" Pathetic.

Now, as Darth Vader might say, their failure is comple...te. Given this momentous milestone, they need a new slogan. Here are some suggestions:

• A Century Of Suckiness
• The Hundred Years' Bore
• The Official Ballclub Of The Heimlich Maneuver
  
• Still Crappy After All These Years
• Steroid-Free Since 2004!
• Believe In Miracles. Pray For Them, Too.
• It's Not Our Fault, We Got Cursed By A Goat