Thursday, September 25, 2008

Stylist Snark

So I'm getting my pre-New Year's haircut from Brian the barber. Actually, he's more of a stylist, IF you know what I mean. (I mean he's gay.) I haven't seen him in two months, so I really needed a trim. Or, as Brian put it:

"Your hair really does grow fast!"

"Yeah," says I, "and after a proper shave, I might even look like a human being again."

"Well, let's not go overboard here."