The Negotiator

When the sun goes down, my daughter becomes...
Exhibit A:
(Hannah Honey's eating a treat she just got from her grandfather)

Yacov: "Hannah, as soon as you're done chewing, you're heading straight to bed."

HH: "Then I'll just ask Grandpa for more!"
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Exhibit B:
(Hannah wants to watch TV)

Rachelle: "If you want to watch TV, you first have to take a bath. Then you can watch a show while your hair dries."

HH: "Or -- first I watch a show, then I take a bath."

Rachelle: "No, these are your choices: you can either take a bath, watch a show, and go to sleep, or just take a bath and go to sleep."

HH: "Don't forget my choice!"