HH: Let’s pretend I’m the mother and you are the daughter. I adore you daughter.
Rachelle: You’re the best mother in the world.
HH: Excuse me daughter, is that how we talk?
Rachelle: Um, what did I say that was wrong?
HH: That’s not how you get points. That could hurt someone’s feelings. Maybe you could say that you love everyone in the whole world best. Daughter, I have something to tell you: I’m poor. I have no money. So you can’t go to swimming lessons.
Rachelle: I can’t? Oh no.
HH: But you want to hear the good news? I’ll teach you how to swim but you have to wear your floaties.
Rachelle: Excuse me for a minute, Mother. I have to go write something down for my Aba’s blog.
1 comment:
I literally just laughed out loud. This was brills.
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